Programmer Quiz

Take the following quiz to get a program language suggestion

Question 1

Someone gives you a calfskin wallet for your birthday. How do you react?

Question 2

You're watching television. Suddenly you spot a wasp crawling on your arm. How do you react?

Question 3

While walking along in the desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back. The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but it cannot do so without your help. You are not helping. Why?

Question 4

Your little boy shows you his butterfly collection, plus the killing jar. What do you say?

Question 5

Describe in single words only the good things that come to mind about your mother.

Results

Python

a typical python programmer

you should learn Python! You like reliability and structure and that makes Python the perfect choice.

Go

a typical go programmer

you should learn Go! While you may not know it, you seem to love the latest and greatest while also wanting something familiar. This makes Go perfect for you to learn.

Javascript

a typical javascript programmer

you should learn Javascript! It's an interesting language that does many things and perfect for web development.

COBOL

a typical cobol programmer

you should learn COBOL! Although it's probably a good chance you're already know it and making good skrilla consulting!